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Ports, send your obscene hate mail to: ashamedandtotallyembarrasedtoexistonthisplanetasaport@antiport.8m.com
Current mail:
----- Original Message -----
From: Scott Selby <selby@mail.ahc.umn.edu>
To: <imaport@antiport.8m.com>
Sent: Monday, November 15, 1999 6:17 PM
Subject: comment
> You must have had a port help you write that web page . . . starboards
> don't usually use helping verbs or complete sentences.
----- Original Message -----
From: <Lizard4343@aol.com>
To: <imaport@antiport.8m.com>
Sent: Monday, November 15, 1999 8:02 PM
Subject: you will die
> [Unable to display image]
>
>
> Instead of that icon why not use one that truly expresses the feelings of
> your web page. STARBOARDS AKA GAY PRIDE
>
> [Unable to display image][Unable to display image]
----- Original Message -----
From: RM & JF STEEL
Sent: Monday, November 15, 1999 3:42 AM
jealous.
love and compasion, stroke
----- Original Message -----
From: Jon Near <rowamerica@yahoo.com>
To: <ImAPort@antiport.8m.com>
Sent: Sunday, November 14, 1999 9:53 PM
Subject: ports
----- Original Message -----
From: <Lizard4343@aol.com>
To: <omicrom808@hotmail.com>
Sent: Wednesday, November 17, 1999 7:42 PM
Subject: Re: you will die
> simple, the correlation is that you are some queer-loving starboard and
> probably are just too fucking stupid to admit that you should port.
> oh the name is Quasimodo
----- Original Message -----
From: <Lizard4343@aol.com>
To: <omicrom808@hotmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, November 16, 1999 6:58 PM
Subject: Re: you will die
> i understand your reasoning for being gay, aka a starboard, but what the hell
> is your problem. Why don't you ask your lover Andy Morrison.
----- Original Message -----
From: Margaret O'Quinn <rowinmarge@hotmail.com>
Sent: Thursday, November 25, 1999 7:03 PM
Subject: hell no!
> Starboards are better???
> Um...no Hello, I 'm the stroke of my varsity women's 8 and what am I?--a
> port! Me and Kris both say ports are prettier. Yeah so you can take yo
big
> starboard oar and place it where the sun don't shine. (Did I mention I'm
> going on a date with one of the guy PORTS tommorow?--and waste my time on a
> starboard, sheesh!)
> Thanks for your time :)
>
Margaret--port
----- Original Message -----
From: <Cheer15ldr@aol.com>
Sent: Thursday, November 25, 1999 3:18 AM
Subject: Starboards are better MY ASS!!!
> Yeah uh huh... First off, ports are prettier, starboards would be sluttier,
> but in most cases they are too ugly to be able to get with anyone. Second
> off, i dont care what u say, the stroke is the most important, and of course
> only a PORT can pull it off! Thanks for your time, I tried to use simple
> words so the other starboards can understand.