COPY THIS PETITION, AND PASS IT AROUND YOUR CREW. WHEN YOU HAVE ENOUGH SIGNATURES, GIVE IT TO YOUR COACH, AND DEMAND TO ROW STARBOARD RIGGED BOATS.
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I as an informed rower have come to the realization that starboards have been pushed around long enough by the menacing ports, and demand change. By signing this petition, I formerly state that it is my desire to row only in starboard rigged boats, and thereby regain self respect and dignity.
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Above are 50 rowers who willingly support the starboard rebellion, please listen to our requests for starboard rigging, as this is a call from the smarter, and hotter half of the team. Thank you for your concern.